The Chicago Activities Committee came through in a pinch, recommending a day at the Museum of Science and Industry and dinner at Morton’s. The science museum was sub-par in most respects, with the notable exception of Body Worlds, “the anatomical exhibition of real human bodies.” True to its word, this exhibit includes dozens of real human bodies, many of them posed in athletic positions with their various internal organs exposed. The bodies are “plastinated”, which allows their muscles and brains and other organs to hold up under months of bright lights and gawking strangers. And while the plastination gives the organs a, well, plasticy look, the hair and toenails remind you that these are real bodies. It was fascinating, if a little disturbing. Equally disturbing was the gift shop at the end, which we could have done without. I’m sure the donors would agree.
For those of us over 10, there was little educational value to be found in the remainder of the museum’s exhibits. For example, we discovered the following blasphemy in the aviation area:

If Dr. Anderson taught me anything, it was that Octave Chanute was little more than a glorified historical footnote in the history of aviation. On the other hand, Chanute did live in Chicago.
Another museum exhibit devoid of any intellectual content was the “Fairy Castle,” which is notable only for sparking the following exchange, overheard between a mother and her young daughter:
Mother: We’re going to the Fairy Castle now.
Daughter: Is it a real one?
Mother: No honey, it’s just a model.
Later that night, we had some excellent steaks at Morton’s. Not quite top-three material, but still excellent. I was surprised, though, to see people wearing jeans in a restaurant that charges more than $150 for a two-person meal.
Comment from Katie on 27 Feb. 2005, 10:33 am :
I watched the exact same thing happen between Hairy Pawter and Gizmo yesterday, except it occurred on a couch and somehow Naomi joined in the fray!
Comment from Auntie Joy on 4 Mar. 2005, 8:53 am :
Max agrees with me—your cats are vicious!
Comment from Matt Rak on 19 Apr. 2005, 4:02 pm :
Ever notice how a cat will lick you before it bites when playing so that it bites a clean spot. I wonder if it ever occurred to the cat that now its mouth will have whatever dirt there was anyway.